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Monday, November 28, 2005

Paedophile reports increased enormously.

It has been noticed by the authorities world wide, that the month of December regularly brings an enormous increase in the increase of "reported" paedophily.
Worried compatriots, and citizens, report to the police "strange goings-on" in the most strange of places. In stores, supermarkets, school halls, in the road, at homes, and always the same method!
Whether it be the same culprit or not, is difficult to ascertain, bit it is doubtful, considering the amount of terrain covered. The method (always the same) consists in presenting to doubting parents and their off-spring a number of "small" child like people (probably to calm down the feelings) surrounding an enormously fat, bearded, old man, dressed in a suspiciously old-fashioned and highly red-coloured outfit.
This "gentleman" carries a large sack full of things for the kids, and each one of them has the right to climb up on the old man's lap, gets a kiss and a cuddle, a gift from the sack, and is asked if he/she enjoyed it! If he/she says NO, then the little people surrounding the old man (one calls them elves, apparantly) immediately usher he/she into the background, where one can distinctly hear the "moooing" of what one could imagine to be a wild animal, something like a reindeer. One doesn't really want to think about the immediate future of he/she!
The fact that this increase only happens in December of every year, is a puzzle to the intelligen police forces, who are having manpower problems, particularly at this time of year, since a good half of the officers and constables are dressed up as Santa Clause, and are entertaining the kids up and down the countryside! Elf Elf Merry Christmas Santa
taken from the "Marquis du Galipot Gazette" (issue xxx number yyyyyy)

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