last chance for Christmas - today only....!

Been quite “tranquille” in the world in the past few years, hasn’t it ? Apart from a few minor wars and other incidents, like Iraq, Iran, Pakistan and all the others, things have been very peaceful, haven’t they? Apart from a few minor little things involving (as usual) black gold. Not a lot to report about from any front – unless you happen to be involved in one of those “little things”-WELL – WAKE UP! It seems that we are about to have real problems! All those quiet years have led to the obvious result – overpopulation!

TV Programmes having reached rock bottom in quality, people aren’t even switching the things on any more, but going straight to other “pastimes”. It seems that our Earth’s population has increased by +34% in the last 20 years!

No wars, or not enough of them – most certainly not big enough either!

Now those 34% are eating and drinking, probably fornicating their way through all the reserves of the planet!

Why the hell can’t they respect the quo prid? A certain per cent of you all HAS to fall in battle (or elsewhere) so that the planet doesn’t lose it’s balance!

After all, you 20 year olds, it’s obvious that there are now 34% more of you, the Planet can only really handle around the half of you, so 17% of you are going to have to go! We, the elderly, did our bit in this direction, years ago, so come on – respect tradition, and say “tatty piddle!”

Monday, 29 October 2007