Christmas is coming fast - and that's is what it isn't, a fast...! Not only are the Geese getting fat , but other things as well....... ! But - there are some tricks to ignore it, at least until January the first, then - naturally, all hell breaks loose for us sleek, trimmed,  beautiful guys as well! Christmas Shopping is unfortunately a part of it all. Most men don't like shopping at the best of times, but go along if it's for beer, wine, spirits and other really necessary stuff.....! Our real problem is that we can't honestly think of what to buy for girls that have everything - after all, they've got US - so what the devil could they possibly want on top of that...? Well - I've got a little tip of how to get around all that. How about doing what I invented with my late wife? We never had a lot of money - skudos and stuff, especially when everything had been bought  for table and decorations. After all, the ancestral home had to be brought up to scr...