Here's a little joke for Saturday - it wouldn't be in good taste to publish it on a Sunday....! ************** Playing Golf Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound. Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green. The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight towar...

European mix ups' can happen! Here is the result, when a British PM finds himself in charge of the French Administration.........! (click to enlarge) Now - how the devil did mr le marquis do that...? Simple invitation to Mr Brown - he was ravished to take part.....!

Image via Wikipedia Pleasures of the flesh, parties, holidays' - all finished..... Read this little note, and think over "longevity"! *************** "Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man to a group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups , fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle ! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after women!" He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, "And tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my 95th birthday!" "Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"

Wherever I looked this Weekend, there were fireworks! In Berlin, the Athletics thingy-ma-bob finished! IN England, at the Oval, The English Cricket team won back the "Ashes" The Formula one car racing finished without deaths, maimings or other.... AND...... Everywhere I looked, I saw this stuff being literally thrown away....... Come on - let's be honest. The place for this is in the mouth, titillating the palate and the cheeks - it's just not made for spraying around all over the place! Dom Perignan is doubtless turning in his grave on every occasion, and - frankly - so do I! Then a thought hit me - maybe somebody had found a market hole - Champagne Magnums, full of lemonade (much more fizzy anyway), for such special occasions! You know - "Buy a bottle of our "extremely fizzy lemonade" and get a magnum of the real stuff free - Price 200$ the magnum!" After all, apart from the sacrilege of using real stuff to shower people, there are the anti-alcoh...

A couple of things I found, which please me IMMENSELY ....! 1. "Cannibals prefer those who have no spines." ~Stanislaw J. Lec "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." ~Homer Simpson "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." ~Doug Larson 2. The Old Man and the Bikers A scruffy old man was eating at a truck stop, when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up, spit into the old man's milk, and then took a seat at the counter. The third walked up, turned over the old man's plate, and then took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver ei...

Just where is the centre of the world exactly......?

SATURDAY NIGHT QUIZ: ANSWER BELOW.................... Have a nice Sunday.........!

Right now, the Royals' are having one of their regular bashes from the Press and others, so it's not really fair to clonk 'em - while they're down...! However......I found this one somewhere or other, a CINDERELLA story....! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's reported that on their wedding night the following took place: As Camilla was making last-minute preparations to walk down the Aisle, she found that her shoes were missing. She was forced to Borrow her sister's, which were a bit on the small side. When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles and Camilla Retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's and Prince Philip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside their room, Camilla Flopped on the bed and said, "Darling, please get these sho...