Image by Getty Images via Daylife I don't play golf any more - no money, no transport, no health...but from my younger days, I know these quotes to be true........ The best wood in most amateurs’ golf bags is the pencil.” ~ Chi Chi Rodriguez “If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball .” ~ Jack Lemmon “Tee your ball high…air offers less resistance than dirt.” ~ Jack Nicklaus Image by doctorvee via Flickr (Jack Nicklaus fiver from the Royal Bank of Scotland....) “He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.” ~ Mickey Mantle