OK! I know I make no secret of the fact that just once in this life I would like to be rich financially, I'm pretty sure I know what I'd do with all that brass and monkey's, but really...................!
This isn't the first time I've received from these people announcements that I've won a million! Of course, I'd look a right p**** if it was all true, but why, oh why, can't they be reasonable? I might be tempted to beleive it all if they said I'd won just 50,000 or even 10,000 - but a million straight away?
Even if something is supported by Bill Gates, I doubt very much that this is!
Then again, these people seem to be very reasonable - the Nigerian boys and girls don't even start below 100million, just for giving them a hand in robbing some dead client's bank account!
Beleive me, if I could find the right contact to rob anybody-dead or alive, or even take part in selling stuff that's not "kosher/Catholic/or anything else", then I would jump at the chance!
After all these years of scrimping (no saving, from what ?) turning over every centime a dozen times before parting with it, I can assure you that "legality" starts to take a secondary role - just like all those "fat cats" in Business, Politics, Charities and yes - even Religious Institutions quickly realised!
Incidentally, I think they could at least leave the Queen out of their smutty little thing!
Of course, should the thing be genuine, then I take back all I've said, and I'll take the cash as well!
Seems that REF No: SGIL/763276/03 is in my name, and I hereby lay claim to it, uniquely if it awards me 1,000,000:00 pounds Sterling (or any other sum) without ANY complications!!
(PS: I enjoyed romancing mentally over the possibilities, so it wasn't all for nothing! Even my cat started drooling over future dream meals served up by her loving "Papa Jan"!!)
Vauvert, France January 2008
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UK UNIVERSAL LOTTERY INC
THE LOTTERY HOUSE
VICTORIA EMBANKMENT
WESTMINSTER P.O BOX
35451 182 LONDON
SW1A 2JL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Date: 05th January, 2008
Ref: SGIL: 763276/03
Batch: 6858/UK
Dear Winner No: 7.
With immense pleasure, we wish to notify you that you have emerged today, 5th January, one of the recipients of UK Universal Email Promotion Prize. Your email address attached to ticket number 023-56678230954, drew the lucky numbers 06-09-11-33-36-49-29, batch number 6858/UK and consequently won you the Email Promotion Award in the 3rd category. You have therefore been approved of a lump sum pay of £1,000, 000.00 (One Million Great British Pounds Sterling) which has been credited to file REF NO. SGIL/763276/03. This is from the total prize money of £32,000,000.00 which is to be shared among the forty International winners in categories C with serial number: IL/FLW/12-C033721192. All participants in this promotional program were selected randomly through a computer balloting system involving 85,000.000 individual email addresses drawn online.
Your e-mail address was picked by the automated computer ballot system via random sampling technique. This eventually qualified you for the promo award. This promotional program takes place annually, and is promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities (such as Sultan of Brunei, Bill Gates of Microsoft Corporation, etc.) and the support of European / African corporate companies and organizations to encourage the use of Internet.
Upon contacting our European Financial Controller Department, Rev. (Fr) Dennis Plat, with the required details below, the payment of your £1.000, 000.00 will be affected:
FINANCIAL CONTROLLER DEPARTMENT UK
Contact Person: Rev. (Fr) Dennis Plat
Email: fcontrollerdept@aol.co.uk
Tel: +44-7024064376
1. Full Name:
2. Date of Birth:
3. Sex:
4. Marital Status:
5. Contact Address:
6. Country & Religion:
7. Current Location:
8. Telephone Number:
9. Occupation:
10. Brief Description of Company/Individual:
11. Winning E-mail Address:
12. Winning Number:
13. Ref Number:
14. Batch Number:
15. Amount Won:
16. In a brief explanation, how do you intend to use your won prize in improving your standard of living.
Note that our paying bank is only authorized to make Payment upon satisfactory Verification and Report by our fiduciary agent. Also, according to our Promotion Code of Conduct, Section 37.2, page 10, paragraph 5, prize will be cancelled and withdrawn if not claimed on or before 30 days, from the date of this notification, and thereafter all funds will be returned to the UK Ministry of Finance as unclaimed.
As a security measure to avoid fraudulent claims, you are requested to keep your Award notification letter confidential until your claim has been processed and your fund transferred to your designated bank account.
Finally, always quote your reference number in all your correspondence and should there be any change in your contact addresses, do notify the financial controller department immediately.
Congratulations.
Regards,
Dr. Mrs. Lillian Fox (Lottery Coordinator)
Online coordinator for THE UNIVERSAL LOTTERY
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