passing time.....!
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Prison vs. Work
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10
cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you
have to pay for it.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with
more work.
IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and
unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no
work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through
bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
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That was the original, and I'll throw a couple of others in
FOR FREE:
In prison, if you're ill, somebody will notice it!
Outside: Only the smell of putrefaction could attract
attention!
In prison, if you're ill, the hospital is right round the corner!
In prison, you won't have to pay a small fortune for daily
hospital accommodation!
In prison, your medecines are free!
In prison, when you die, they'll bury or burn you - free of
charge!
In prison you don't have to pay for surveillance.
In prison, the staff do less bad treatment of "clients"
than in many old people's homes, and for free....!
Only trouble - in prison they have to let you out
when your time's served, and you've got used to good service!
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