Chez mr.le Marquis du Galipot.: Gor Blimey.....Keefer talk.......

For your information.

After a few 'unwanted and unnecessary e-mails I'm sorry, but to place a comment you will now have to become a 'FOLLOWER" - People can be and are nasty creatures.

At the bottom of this Blog I've put 4 links - on the right hand side - They will take you to various news sites from various countries. Keep up to date.....! The same links are just below.

Due to poor health, I have decided to use this site mainly, and the site below for some of my postings....just click on it and choose the article to read from the list!

https://sites.google.com/site/ianwmitchellswebsite/general-links-page

**************

I'm to be found on 'Facebook' as 'Ian Mitchell' and......

I've started using "Twitter" (mr le Marquis) much more, and you can be a part of it. On all my Websites you'll find, somewhere (generally at the top of the page) "Twitter Updates"- This gives you links to click on which will take you to interesting things....Try it!

This site is OPTIMIZED for use with Google Chrome. It may be that users of Internet Explorer will have difficulties to read the text - change to Chrome or Firefox - they're better and safer anyway.

All photos and articles are available as free downloads for individuals. Commercial users please contact: iwmpop@gmail.com
To view/download a photo in original size, click on the photo and the page should open- This does NOT always apply to the photos in the side bar, with the exception of the Slideshow.

To make it easier for you (you may have to go to 'listen live' etc):

A General link - choose from various radio news stations in English....

http://www.livenewschat.eu/watch-now/

Or in French:

http://www.ecouter-en-direct.com/france-bleu-ile-de-france/ et beacoup d'autres)

Or in German.....

http://www.radiolisten.de/#ndr-info (German)

Monday, October 17, 2011

Gor Blimey.....Keefer talk.......

Just for a change, there are other languages than French, German and English....here is one.
Give it a try - always remember it's supposed to rhym with something understandable in English.
If you don't get it, try "A Taste Of Garlic" for a (maybe) free translation....that guy has nothing to do now since he left Facebook!
**********
Using a Cash Dispenser in North London......(yeah they got them too - really civilised people.......)

BUT.......Actually, they're tighter than the Scots, Irish, Welsh put together........

It was so......

This dates back to the early 1960's when PC's didn't exist! I enjoyed writing or scribbling even then, and I had this and 3 other 'poems' accepted by an 'Anthology of Poems and Prose' of the epoch. My mother apparently found my works to be those 'of the Devil' and destroyed them! Such was life at the time........

I copy this one from memory, because I quite liked it!

******************

Contentedness.........

What is Contentedness........

Why - it's just a piece of Happiness

From which we've ripped a piece -

and are Contented.

When We no longer are Contented,

Then We return to Happiness,

And - rip another piece.........

And - are...... contented......!

*************

Ian W Mitchell - circa 1962/63

London, England.

Wise words-and others!

Here we go..... Alors, allons-y.....!
******************************************

Vue les actualités,je me pose la question "si les boites noir" dans les avions sont "increvable" - pourquoi font-ils pas les avions du même produit....?

In view of the actual news headlines - If the black boxes in planes are indestructible, why don't they make the planes out of the same stuff.....?

As you slide down the banisters of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.(unknown...!)
(Traduction impossible!)

When everything seems to be going against you, remember the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. (Henry Ford)

A woman marries a man expecting he will change,

but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting

that she won't change, and she does.
(Une femme se marie avec un homme dans l'espoir qu'il se change- mais il ne le fait pas.
Un homme se marie avec une femme dans l'espoir qu'elle ne changera pas, mais elle le fait) - anonyme!

If drinking and driving is illegal, why do Pubs have such large Car Parking areas...?

(si "boire et conduire" est illégale, pourquoi les Restaurants et Pubs ont-ils des si grandes espaces Parking?)

Alaskan State laws:
Individuals who wish to have a firearms authorisation must be: American - Adult and SANE...!
(a contradiction in terms, I think...!)

A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in and how many want out....!
(La methode le plus simple d'evaluer une Pays est de regarder combien des gens veulent rentrer et combien veulent sortir..!)
--Tony Blair

*********************

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?
(Si gagnée n'est pas le but, pourquoi garde-t-on les résultes...? )
Vince Lombardi
(So you can claim the millions of prize money - at least in Amateur Sports...!
Car sans les résultes on ne peut pas encaisser les sous - au moins dans les sports amateur..!)-(iwmpop)
******************
If a man be gracious to strangers, it shows that he is a citizen of the world and his heart is no island cut off from other islands, but a continent that joins them.
--Francis Bacon
Si on est gracieuse envers des gens qu'on ne connais pas, cela montre le fait qu'on est citoyenne mondiale, et dans le fond on n'est pas pas un île coupée des autres îles, mais le continent qui relie le tout. (Sir Francis Bacon)
(But, don't try it nowadays - you'll risk life and limb!
Mais, n'essayez pas de nos jours - vous risquerez la vie ou votre santé...!) - (iwmpop)
*************
Stay alive - be friendly to no man - like everybody else!
Restez en vie - soyez ami de personne - comme tous le monde..!)
(iwmpop)
**************
"Nature has given us the wind"
(Nature nous a donnée le vent)
(Energy publicity spot on CNN TV)

"And I thought it was the beans!"
(Et moi - je croyais c'était le cassoulet!")
(ME!)
*************
"Der ball ist rund!"
(The ball is round - le ballon est ronde!)
(Max Merkle- German BundesligaTrainer from Austria in the 1970/80's)
************
"Football is a game which lasts 90 minutes or 120 minutes, at the end of which, the Germans win!"
(Le football est un jeu qui dure 90 ou 120 minutes, après lesquelles les Allemandes sont les gagnantes!)
(G.Linecker - English Profi-footballer)
**************
One mustn't forget that there is a growing number of foreigners in the World! (remark made on the French Govt's crackdown on illegal Foreign workers).
("Il ne faut pas oublier qu'il se trouve d'avantage des étrangères dans le monde maintenant!") - Commentaire fait par un membre du Gouvernement Français en parlant des immigrées illégale!
*************
Just because you planted a canary seed, don't expect a canary to grow!
(Parce que vous avez plantez une graine de nourriture d'oiseau, n'attendez pas qu'un oiseau grandit!) - (Easter eggs)
************
If people knew what others said about each other, there wouldn't be four friends in this world!
("Si les hommes savaient ce qu'ils disent, les uns des autres, il n'aurait pas quatre amis dans le monde") - (Pascal)
************
The day you meet a Scotsman prepared to tell you how much he's put on the "side", take a photo and frame it! (Sean Connery)
*************
The day you find an Internet server that works, is polite, has an acceptable Client Service, answers your questions and deals with your problems correctly, let me know! (ME!)
**************
Friends and Family are supposed to be "closer" acquaintances, but they rarely are. (ME!)
**********
"I love you all! Yes, I do - really!" (Erich Mielke to the East German population he had suppressed for decades!)
***********
"We are all in the same boat". (The boss of the Titanic lines commenting on the lack of news of the disaster - from his London office!)
***********

weather at Vauvert, France

Météo à Vauvert

Translate- it works!

Like to follow this blog...? After a few 'unwanted' e-mails I'm afraid you will have to become a fo

For your information.

A little trip through life

Monday, October 17, 2011

Gor Blimey.....Keefer talk.......

German News

News from USA

More news....

News - true or false...your decision!