So, off we go again! This time China. I'm not sure (such is my passion for this sex-ersatz sport)but I think it's the first one in China.
Very well arranged, to slow the pilots down, a few million Chinese have been selected to lie down side to side on the circuit (see picture), this makes it a choppy ride for the cars, and the driver slows down, the girlies watching on TV have multiple orgasms, the corpses are taken away and replaced by fresh ones (there is a goodly supply in the country).
Eats and drinks are rice wine, and Mao red books in marzipan. Bernie Ecclestone has reported sick - he only likes "rare" cooked girlies, but not with slanted eyes. I don't think he was in Japan last week either.
Anyway, amuse yourselves this Sunday (or is it Saturday in China and Sunday here or vice-versa - what the hell!). Here are the latest photos of the practice days, and for your orientation on this "new" F1 circuit.
One of the favourite wagons in the race - the pilot pulls and steers at the same time.
Pitstop (girlie mechanic awaits Bernie or a Car) Continuation of circuit in background.