Weekly joke!
This is an idea I had a while back. You'll have to let me know if the idea should be continued or not! I can't guarantee the nature of the joke, having to deal with various slices of the world's population, but you've always got a delete button, or that little "x" at the top right of your screen!
This weeks is category "Delicate":
PINOCHIO's DILEMMA
The creator of Pinochio hadn't seen his creation for quite a while, when he bumped into him in the street one day, with a girlfriend, wooden arm in arm!
After exchanging the normal greetings, Pinochio asked if he could have a "confidential word", and the two went off into a corner.
"Creator," said Pinochio, " you can see that I've got a girl friend now, and everything is great between us, except for one thing. After we've made love, she complains of pains from "wood splinters" Is there anything I can do?"
"Well," said the maestro, "you could try a little sandpaper!"
Weeks later, the maestro bumped into Pinochio in the hardware store, buying some sandpaper.
"Ahha," explaimed maestro,"my advice worked, then? How is it going now with the girls?"
"Who needs girls!" replied Pinochio.
This weeks is category "Delicate":
PINOCHIO's DILEMMA
The creator of Pinochio hadn't seen his creation for quite a while, when he bumped into him in the street one day, with a girlfriend, wooden arm in arm!
After exchanging the normal greetings, Pinochio asked if he could have a "confidential word", and the two went off into a corner.
"Creator," said Pinochio, " you can see that I've got a girl friend now, and everything is great between us, except for one thing. After we've made love, she complains of pains from "wood splinters" Is there anything I can do?"
"Well," said the maestro, "you could try a little sandpaper!"
Weeks later, the maestro bumped into Pinochio in the hardware store, buying some sandpaper.
"Ahha," explaimed maestro,"my advice worked, then? How is it going now with the girls?"
"Who needs girls!" replied Pinochio.
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