Great ain't it?

Soccer BallJust stopped changing nappies every few hours, and already publishing his FIRST autobiography!

Same style - bring one record out, and follow it up with "Best Hits Collection".

People who can't sing, can't read nor write - it is amazing what fame can achieve!

The brains of a peanut, suddenly capable of reading and writing, to such point that he can land up in the courts - sued for slander or whatever!

Only problem? He won't turn up, because he can't read the summons!

Imagine signing your professional contract (wages somewhere around 20,000 a week) with a large "X"!

Wouldn't mind so much if the lad could at least speak understandable English, but even the famous sportsman's words:

"Well, like wot I just said"- are not understandable!Duh

Best thing to do? Kick a ball - or two! Maybe using some of the money "earned" could be put to a good USE, like a visit to thePsychologist





A confirmed and adjured European.

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