More bits and pieces

I was watching a programme on a German TV station last night, and they came up with some astonishing facts on life! Here are a few of them:
J'ai regarde la TV Allemande hier soir, et j'ai appris quelques détails sur notre vie quotidienne :
Gestern Habe Ich etwas Ferngesehen und Habe die folgenden information erhalten zur Theme "Lebensstyle":
The average German drinks in his lifetime 98,000 cups of coffee! (I don't dare think how many cups of tea the British drink!)
En moyenne, l'allemand boit 98,000 tasses du cafe dans sa vie!
Durschnittlich jeder Deutsche trinkt 98,000 tassen Kaffee im sein leben!
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 He eats, on average 260 pigs in his life!
Il mange 260 cochons dans sa vie!
Er frisst 260 schweine!

He drinks the equivalent of 60 baths full of beer!
Il boit l'équivalent de 60 baignoires plein de la bière!
Er trinkt circa 60 badewannen voll bier!


 He demolishes 6250 chocolate bars!
Il se gatte avec 6250 barres du chocolat!
Er nascht 6250 Schokoladentafeln!

 He eats or drinks "sugary" things to the level of 30 kilos per YEAR!
Il bois ou mange des choses sucrées pour 30 kilos de sucre - par AN!
Seine konsum von Zuckerwaren ist 30 kilos jedes JAHR!
 He eats around 26 kilos of Vegetables (fresh,frozen,tinned a year!
 Il ne mange que 26 kilos des legumes per an!
Er isst nur circa 26 kilos gemuese im Jahr!


He eats (in all forms) 40,000 kilos of potatoes !!

Il savoure 40,000 kilos des patates , dans tous les formes !!

Er verschlingt 40,000 kilos kartoffeln im alle variationen!!
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A couple of amusing things to come out of this TV Programme?
Quelques amusements sorti de cette émission TV?
Ein paar amusante sachen aus diese TV Show?

How could you get rid of the calories from 4 Chips?
(Your choice - 19 minutes hot sex! Or 35 minutes manually mowing the garden!)
Comment brûler les valeur calorifiques de 4 pommes frites?
(A choix - 19 minutes sex chaude ou 35 minutes en tendant le gazon a la main!)
Wie kann man die Kalorien von 4 pommes-frites verbrennen?
(Zur wahl: 19 minuten heisse sex oder 35 minutes rasenmehen bei hand!)Which "fable" is actually fact amongst all the eating fables?
Quelle histoire est vrai parmi tout les histoires du manger?
Welche geschichte ist wahr von alle geschichten ums essen?

Every bean has its own melody!
Chaque haricot en a son propre mélodie!
Jede bohne hat sein lied!


(iwmpop) mr le Marquis. Vauvert,France. 17-11-06
A confirmed and adjured European.

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