Gmail - Just For Grins 7-24-07
Just to show I'm not that bad really!
From the web Site Worldstart "Just for grins" Newsletter: ---
One day in third grade. "Who would like to do the first problem, addition?" No one raises their hand. The teacher calls on Tommy and with some help, he finally gets it right. "Who would like to do the second problem, subtraction?" Students hide their faces. She calls on Mark, who gets the problem, but there is some suspicion his girlfriend, Lisa, may have whispered the answer to him. "Who would like to do the third problem, division?" A low, collective groan can be heard as everyone looks at nothing in particular. The teacher calls on Suzy, who struggles, but eventually gets it right. "Who would like to do the last problem, multiplication?" Johnny's hand shoots up, surprising everyone in the room. The teacher finally gained her composure in the stunned silence. "Why the enthusiasm, Johnny?"
"Because, Miss - the Bible says to go fourth and multiply!"
See? The Bible told him so!!!!!
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From the web Site Worldstart "Just for grins" Newsletter: ---
One day in third grade. "Who would like to do the first problem, addition?" No one raises their hand. The teacher calls on Tommy and with some help, he finally gets it right. "Who would like to do the second problem, subtraction?" Students hide their faces. She calls on Mark, who gets the problem, but there is some suspicion his girlfriend, Lisa, may have whispered the answer to him. "Who would like to do the third problem, division?" A low, collective groan can be heard as everyone looks at nothing in particular. The teacher calls on Suzy, who struggles, but eventually gets it right. "Who would like to do the last problem, multiplication?" Johnny's hand shoots up, surprising everyone in the room. The teacher finally gained her composure in the stunned silence. "Why the enthusiasm, Johnny?"
"Because, Miss - the Bible says to go fourth and multiply!"
See? The Bible told him so!!!!!
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Links to other iwmpop pages: http://www.webspawner.com/users/mrlemarquis/index.html
http://www.webspawner.com/users/mrlemarquis/graniteassistan.html
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