We're all goin' on a ?????????????????

OK, OK,
I know you're all excited, thinking about sun, sea, s*x and sand, but it's all relatively normal, it comes around at least once a year, so CALM DOWN!
Not knowing where you all may be finding yourselves for a while, -everything is possible,I thought that a little mental recall that you can find all sorts of things on the Web site:*************
http://www.webspawner.com/users/mrlemarquis/index.html (either just click on the address or cut and paste into your address bar) *********These things are meant to help you, if necessary, on your holidays.******************************************
You'll find lots of addresses in the "LINKS" page, or on the links columns at the bottom of the page!
Have a nice time, get tanned but not burnt, and try not to burn our country side! If you get attacked by things like this, cook and eat it! Don't say "ooooohhh, isn't it lovely!

Of course, the famous, eternal question is the weather! Well Mr. le marquis can't help you there, he's chosen one of the warmest, but agreeable parts of the world to live in, but if you see something like this coming your way-RUN!

Of course, you may be one of those people who can run as far as they like but THIS always happensWell - I can't help you there either!

These little things are really our FRIENDS, so try not to squash them - make pals with them, and keep at least 2 or 3 in your hotel room, as night companions!If you see one of these, don't worry, it's probably too late, and it's not because your pilot is flying too high- so don't try using fly sprays to get rid of it!
Mr le Marquis will be having a little break, although not going anywhere, China's out (infested by Americans), UK isn't worth it - too much sunshine and the place is empty, they are all on holiday! Even worse is Holland, which is ABSOLUTELY EMPTY, apart from Tourists (There isn't a Dutch person to be seen!)
So - I'll just stay at home and watch the crisping Tourists, before choosing my evening meal!
All in all - Bonnes Vacances - Happy Holidays - Schoene Ferien!

(iwmpop) (iwmpop@gmail.com) Tel: France 0466537349 Mr. le Marquis du Galipot
A confirmed and adjured European.

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