just for a change..!

I recall being told - many years ago, that when business in the City was good then there were lots of jokes around - when not then no jokes circulated! (Or the reverse, I can't remember...!)
In any case - here is a little joke - Just for a change!

SENIOR MOMENTS:
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . John the

hypnotist exclaimed, ' I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement

was almost electric as John withdrew a beautiful antique pocket

watch from his coat. 'I want you each to keep your eye on this

antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family

for six generations.'He began to swing the watch gently
back and forth while quietly chanting 'Watch the watch,

watch the watch, and watch the watch...' The crowd became

mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming

off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed

the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from John the

hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred

pieces.'SHIT!' said John the Hypnotist.It took three days to clean

up the Senior Center!