golf quotes - all true, true, true....!

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I don't play golf any more - no money, no transport, no health...but from my younger days, I know these quotes to be true........



The best wood in most amateurs’ golf bags is the pencil.”
~Chi Chi Rodriguez

“If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.”
~Jack Lemmon

“Tee your ball high…air offers less resistance than dirt.”
~Jack Nicklaus

Jack Nicklaus fiverImage by doctorvee via Flickr

(Jack Nicklaus fiver from the Royal Bank of Scotland....)

“He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.”
~Mickey Mantle

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