Just a couple of things.....
A couple of things I found, which please me IMMENSELY....!
"Cannibals prefer those who have no spines."
~Stanislaw J. Lec
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
~Homer Simpson
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
~Doug Larson
The Old Man and the Bikers
A scruffy old man was eating at a truck stop, when three bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.
The second walked up, spit into the old man's milk, and then took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up, turned over the old man's plate, and then took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.
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"Cannibals prefer those who have no spines."
~Stanislaw J. Lec
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
~Homer Simpson
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
~Doug Larson
2.
The Old Man and the Bikers
A scruffy old man was eating at a truck stop, when three bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.
The second walked up, spit into the old man's milk, and then took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up, turned over the old man's plate, and then took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.
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Man - I like them.....!
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