There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.   The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"   The first mate went straight to the sailors who were swabbing the deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."   He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy,  you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz." THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better. Related articles Yes, but were you wearing clean underwear? (kitfrazier.wordpress.com)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster ...25 years ago this very day, the biggest Peacetime, civilian nuclear disaster took place. They called it "an accident"..... The first nuclear disasters were probably the two nuclear bombs at the end of World War Two , dropped on Japan by American forces ...... The differences are enormous. In the case of the first in Japan, there was no doubt about cause, nor of responsability. The fact that the responsables were in a wartime stand-by mode supposedly relieves them of any charges of crime against humanity . It's a question of opinion. The second, at   Tschernobyl is totally different. Civilian responsability was, and still is being hidden. The figures of dead, injured and ongoing sufferers is not even known, and no Government is terribly interested in finding out! Personally, I am sure that my life was changed totally by the second event. Both I and my wife were travelling back and fro' France - Germany , b...

Today is Easter Monday , Bank holiday in Britain, and in a place called "Wray" in Lancashire , they used it to try out a "live streamed broadcast" on the Internet , with their new broad band system. I went on their broadcast, it was a transmission of a village cricket match and here's a couple of screenshots I took before the screen went blank....! I don't know why the picture went, but at least they had tried and it had indeed worked - for a while...... I suppose they all had fun doing it, and with the Banks shut....what else can ya do......? Here are a couple of links telling you all about the adventures during the Village Fête which lasts a whole week or more.... http://twicket.info/about http://twicket.info/wrayvillage     (with videos) Related articles Why I Hate Men (It's not what you think) (katrichterwrites.wordpress.com)

Now then flutterbye girlie...take care....L M A O ......!

I bought this plant 10 years ago in the local market. It's called a "Citronelle" and is supposed to chase away flies and mosquitos.... Well - no flowers, just greenery for 10 years - no matter what I did with it, where I put it whether I watered it - or not! All of a sudden, this year, after 10 years - 10 seasons, in its 11 season, it suddenly starts to show some flowers! I hadn't watered, re-potted or anything - strange phenomenon..... Citronelle 2.jpg Citronelle-flower-10 years late.jpg

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Image via Wikipedia Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said "Someone may steal from it at night."   So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.   Then Congress said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"   So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"   So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.             Then Congress said, "How are these people going to get paid?"   So they created the following positions, a timekeeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Congress said, "Who will be accountable for all of these p...

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A couple of flowers for Easter....Have a nice time..... ....and something special of course... Und...etwas spezielles, natürlich.....et quelque choses spéciale, bien sur....! Ein paar Blumen fur Ostern..... amüsieren Sie sich gut.... ******* Quelques fleurs pour Paques....Passez un bon moment... ******* (iwmpop) Mr le Marquis - 30600 Vauvert,France - Avril 2011