The Empire is dead...Long live the Empire...?

Just what is going on over there in the old Empire land?

Once upon a time...

HP Sauce has moved to Holland...Dutch treat!
Baked beans are leaving too...!

Airfix kits bankrupt,but struggling on armed with plastic Spitfires...!

The Queen being acted out (better than the original,I understand) by an ageing actress...

QEII & Helen Mirren.

PMs who can't decide where,when,how & why to disappear...

May & Johnson - if they would just go.

All in all, since Mr le Marquis' departure, it's been all downhill, which is why He's back, in text, to make you all aware of the damage you are doing. He's staying where He is, all the same -
mr le Marquis du Galipot.

You can't tell me that Europe isn't infinitely better than a small, lost island, full of arrogant people who insist that everybody else must bow to them, but who they don't really need.

Pride & Arrogance, no Prejudice.
That's English.

The majority of Empire citizens nowadays have a skin colour rather less than the traditional white, due to overdrawn Credit Card accounts (apparently everybody is hopelessly in debt) which enable them to voyage to other climes!

Colour discrimination.

Divorce is rife, everybody was pleased that the last figures didn't show an increase, staying at around 176,000 new divorces, and with this year’s (2020/2021) figures due shortly, and COVID-19 ravaging the population, including those who wanted to divorce, and ‘confinement’, with closer and longer contact between ‘Mr & Mrs’- who wants to try and understand if and why people want to divorce.

Who...? Me...?

"Coming-outs" are on the daily order, gone is the mystery about the personal love direction of famous people. Wasn't it great fun to spread rumours about this, that and the other, particularly 'the other''

'Coming out of the train'.

Scots, Irish and Welsh have realised that the Great Capital is no longer capable of representing them, and doesn't wish to represent them either, having taken and spent, or hidden, all the gas and petrol resources - Few people outside the Great Capital ever saw a great deal from the resulting riches, and with the Offshore antics of the Politicians of today, nobody is likely to see much.

Tax Havens not only for Tory's.

All in all, I reckon Mr le Marquis is going to be forced, at sometime in the future, to return definitively, and sort you all out!

Mr le marquis - l'homme ideal est barbu.

Get you to appreciate frogs legs, tasty snails and the things you've all forgotten!

Escargots & Grenouilles - Snails & Frogs legs

Even 'Empire' sliced bread is no longer what it was it seems, it only squeezes down to half size now, whereas in the past it squeezed down to about the thickness of 3 slices - very useful for freezing. Let’s not talk about food - since ‘Brexit’, the Centre of the Empire appears not to have too much of it…!

Just 20 days into Brexit, in the UK.

Talking about freezing - well, right now it's January, and a drought has set in, and pet camels are being considered as a possibility of transport! At least, with its connections to desert lands, the Centre of the Empire should be alright, and Camels are, it seems, edible beasts as well - Tinned Corned Camel’ fritters?

'NEW' means 'Corned Camel meat'.

One day cricket matches are the only things to be rained off, whereas normally EVERYTHING was rained off.

Wet, windy, wicket...!

Now it’s something called ‘Virus’

It's called 'COVID-19' and it's everywhere.

that rains everything off - it is pouring down Virus everywhere in the Empire, the Empire Centre being one of the worst in the entire world. Maybe it's just as well that nobody wants to go there, and nobody can leave there, at the moment.