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They will eat at tables like this! 
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I'll sweat-the others will eat! 

Prix again? Spanish weekend.

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, , , I'm running out of F1 things - I will correct the situation shortly. This weekend is apparantly an "Espagnoles" Paella/Sangria Paella/Sangria Paella/Sangria (Something for everybody!) I, myself, will not be able to look at the Prix in Spain, I have a prior engagement - cooking Paella, Sangria, salads, desserts, cheeses for 80 (!!!!) people. I shall be doing all this in that place that you will see above this spot! Spare a thought for me, while you are "Grand Prixing"!!
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See! 400 years and no change! 
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Had to cover my golden locks! 
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After 300 years - not bad eh? 

Smith & Smith of Smithsville.

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(Take the hat, the red costume, and the happy beam off and you're there!) Now - just watch your life passing bye: !! Waits for no man! Just think, I've had 4 centuries of it!! Tatty-piddle! I've upset my best mate Chippie, and I don't really know why! Maybe it's my sense of humour which went down all right up till now, or maybe it's something else! Anyway - this fact put me SO out of my normal rational thinking, that I was please to receive an e-mail from something I had forgotten - "Your family tree" (it's a part of a system under the name of "Friends United" - cost 10euros - and in which I have retraced a number of friends - from school up to Army and life thereafter - plus a lot of people who have recognized me and have declared themselves to be "old friends". Anyway, in view of my declining relations with my best mate, I thought I'd better have a look for another one! Then I thought to myself (this happens often) my...

MY FUN - MY SMILEY'S (As promised!)

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Salvation Army girls Salvation Army girls get stuffed! !! = (from step-son's point of view) not quite mercedes!

Doing my best!

I'm doing my best! I'm going to try and arrange my blogspots that have been on my list "to do" for a long time! It's difficult, because my gardening duties (which have been enlarged by the duties of electrician, plumber, cook, carpenter, and general fact-totum) are now taking up somewhere around 75% of "awake hours" and the rest is taken up by dealing with normal MY household matters! Just to simplify matters, Wacky-backy is in town (or rather some 65km away) and insists upon coming down this Thursday to take me up to where he and his family have installed themselves, a place calle Anduze. This means him doing 2 backwards and forwards trips, a total of some 260km!! He's nice, but he's BARMY! I've tried to contact him, phoning all the Hotels, Camp-sites etc in the area of Anduze, but nobody has heard of them! I hope he's going to call back before Thursday, because he is one of my few friends, and I'd like to try and keep him as such! ...
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Ah! Those eyes-as time goes bye! 
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Cyber life- no date (maybe 09-09-09) 
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Mysterious men for the next 3 years! 
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If I ever get to the 13th day of the 13th month of 2013! 

As time goes bye. You must remember this!

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Strong: This is one I've wanted to post for ages, but kept forgetting! I was there in the: up to the but in particular, I was there on the following dates: 01-01-01 - 02-02-02 - 03-03-03- - 04-04-04 - and I think I'll be there on the following: 05-05-05, possibly on the 06-06-06, less likely on the 07-07-07, if I'm present on the 08-08-08 I'll have a special glass of wine, and on the 09-09-09 (if present) I will pop over and congratulate my mate Chippie on his century, on the 10-10-10 I will play the national lottery and probably win an enormous sum of money - this will either kill me through rich living, or cure me, and make my doctors rich men - on the 11-11-11, I think I'll see whether Tinkerbelle will take me into her "haven for the knackered", on the 12-12-12, I'll say (if present) bye-bye to the lot of you, and retire gracefully, because I doubt that I will be available from the 13-13-13 (I shall be in that paradise called Hell/Inferno etc). I...