By Jove - I'm giving thanks that I live in the "Temple of good food"!
What on earth does this represent Opulence...? Excess....? Nonsense...?
Showing off? Mass murder of animals..? Source of the NEXT cardiac arrest....?
And....how the hell do you carve it? How do you give those breast lovers their precious bit...?
I've always thought "foi gras" was decadent, but this is just.......unreasonable!
Do you serve it with the famous mashed potatoes and ketchup or - as usual - just with ketchup...?
I think I'll just stay with the traditional frogs legs and snails.
Is your Turducken getting to grandma on time?
"Turducken": a dish consisting of a partially de-boned
turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself
is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken.
Is this real......? All those animal lovers...........