Modern....Course I am....!
Now - look.... I may be an old fogey, as the lined-up queue of young ladies in front of my main door witness, but.....I inform myself - in particular on what those young things are getting up to! I mean - they know the basics, I know the "advanced" techniques.....! Normal - I'm a Marquis! Doesn't stop me from finding out - from a band of cronies........ (With many thanks to the young - and old in Brittany - and to "Urban Dictionary" who allow us to participate, if we want to, in their mystifying world) Won't stop me from being critical of their lack of expression in normal language - I'm afraid, but thanks all the same, at least I can start trying to understand what they're on about.....! Besides, (and I'll let you into a secret) as an old man, you can "allow - permit" yourself certain things, for which you would normally end up in gaol/jail! "WTF"......"LMAO".... "LOL"..... "ANDALLTHEOTHERS...